On The Flip Side

Daniel

Monta Vista High School 2012
UC Irvine 2016
  • waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
  • waitress: sir please stop cyring

pianowires:

and people say anime is shit.

did this motherfucker just suplex a goddamn deer?

yes and he is the principal of the school.

(via stopgoingonmyfucken)

guerillasforever:

I’ll tell you whats wrong with society. No one drinks from the skulls of their enemies anymore.

(via baussss)

  • bae: come over
  • me: do you have food
  • bae: my parents aren't home
  • me: are they coming back with food

davediddlystrider:

humoristics:

How to open a beer with a banana

well its open

I mean, you’re not wrong…. 

(via r3kt)

(via baussss)

intentionallyhomosexual:

totallynotmisha:

 

hawk-and-handsaw:

It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached. 

How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind

(via sammyxbby)