Some idiotic girl driving in front of me was going 8 miles per hour on a 45 limit street and Slow Down - Clyde Carson came on the radio and I was like lol helllllllllll noooooooo 

Speed up 

I know I can catch you 

You’re going too slow on the gas speed the fuck up 

Speed up

Speed up 

But I was like eh I’ll give her the benefit of the doubt maybe she’s a new driver, so when it became 2-lane I passed her and then saw that there were 4 other people in the car with her.  You’d think they wouldn’t let her drive if she didn’t know what the hell she was doing but they all seemed ok.  And she proceeded to signal a left turn while she turned right. 

What a dumbass.